Sarah Lane

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I bow to Child Whisperer

I bow to Child Whisperer

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@user OMG

Can't with this magic

Can't with this magic

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@user Blue apron not working out??

@user Sometimes (most of the time?) food tastes better when served fresh off of someone else's stove. Nobody washes dishes better than SOMEBODY ELSE! 😄😄🍴🍴🍷

Bit of a stretch but that's a badass cat drawing

Bit of a stretch but that's a badass cat drawing

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@user This is top 3 stuff

Shoulda stopped at 3 😻

Shoulda stopped at 3 😻

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@user @user internet says it's very popular. see #contouring and a million YouTube how-to's. #bizarre

@user @user

@user I like the original @user

@user Drag Queens have been contouring for years.

@user @user this is why makeup should be banned, it's fraud, looks like totally different person, lol

@user The magic of make up babe. Isn't it amazing?

@user Massive lolling @user very funny

@user That is crazy!

First time I haven't owned a car since I was sixteen. This is the ferry terminal. Calls are now 50 cents.

First time I haven't owned a car since I was sixteen. This is the ferry terminal. Calls are now 50 cents.

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@user #2600

@user Hope it's not due to another accident

@user It's been years

@user If I lived in your city, I would not own a car, either. Fill in the spaces with public transport, Zipcar, Car2Go, Uber, Lyft and Enterprise. If I lived in downtown Seattle, I'd do it to.

@user Oh and what is that thing that takes 50¢?

@user where's the screen to get internet ?

@user I haven't had a car for 10 years. You can relax, read books on public transit instead of swearing at drivers cutting you off.

@user I own a pretty sweet little Honda Fit, but only drive it about 12 times a year (once a month for big shopping trips). I usually just loan the car to friends who need a reliable ride for whatever reason. I ride my bike year round, even when it's 20 degrees (or more) below 0!

I'd rather be… buying dat tunic

I'd rather be… buying dat tunic

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@user @user @user DUH!

@user dying

@user Where you at?

@user Transport us there now! 😻

@user ladies be looking at the clothes, guys be looking to the left to the left

@user 👏👏 gimmie gimmie gimmie

@user This must be Greece.

@user @user France. World's best.

Midnight Mad Men snack

Midnight Mad Men snack

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@user 👍

"Darkness, imprisoning me…"

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@user You're the best @user 🎸🎶😍

@user All that I see is absolute horror? Lol

@user @user

@user Based on that classic story about the horrors of war, Johnny Got His Ukulele.

@user Few people know that the ukulele was invented specifically for chihuahua stunning.

Till the day I fall

Till the day I fall

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@user #ballsohard

@user Balls

@user Crawl fo you ball

@user Golden nectar of the GODS!

@user Ballin

@user "...and she stepped on the ball!"

@user Baller

@user May you never fall

❤️ Happy Mom's Day to my very best friend ❤️

❤️ Happy Mom's Day to my very best friend ❤️

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@user Omg cute kid!

@user ❤️❤️❤️❤️

@user Love you baby!!

Chase is the worst

Chase is the worst

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@user Oh :(

@user You have the best Instagram feed.

@user Lol

Exit thru da gif shop #tech

Exit thru da gif shop

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@user :)

@user 😉

@user @user Hola Sarah Lane

The

The "damn, Mom really wanted a son didn't she" era

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tbt

@user Had the same exact haircut

@user Looks to me like what she really wanted was a duck.

@user That's a great pic @user . My mom had the exact opposite thought. I had the long hair etc. Making up for it now LOL :-D

@user Cute

@user Or a duck whisper 😜

@user Can I adopt this kid? :D

@user @user I have a pic as a kid in that same shirt... Gonna find and tag u

@user Sweet

Heaven Can Wait

Heaven Can Wait

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@user Future tan over a health store :)

Everyday struggle

Everyday struggle

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@user Your behind the gates lol 😀

@user Come to eat at fishtag w79 street!!

@user What a beautiful blue sky

@user old sign, new yorker

True, true

True, true

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@user I. Don't. Believe. It.

@user Haven't seen one of those in years!

@user It's need 24hr police protection

@user Superman?

Introducing the Winklevoss triplets

Introducing the Winklevoss triplets

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@user Two normal size guys! Former rowers! 👍

@user This is a sitcom

@user @user i'm always the one tripping and getting Bitcoin valuations wrong, and the brothers high-five over my head at least once in every episode.

@user The Winklevii!

@user Two identical twins and one scrappy adopted sister fight crime and solve mysteries each week on "Winkle-Vice"!

@user Winklevoss triplets: classic :)

@user Either they are very tall or you are very short or somewhere inbetween lol. I was expecting a three babies.

@user Like how you have your hair.

How about everybody just chill

How about everybody just chill

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@user Pretty!

@user Amazing photo!

@user *sigh* Missing that city lots.

Eh, maybe

Eh, maybe

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@user An orange pot would be better I think

@user @user nice legs! 👍🏻

@user Second that! Nice legs :)

@user Def yes.... Looks nice

@user So that's what the bottom half of you looks like. I was starting to wonder if it was all gears and hydraulics under the desk.

@user Very nice! You need some cowgirl boots! Direct msg me your info! ;)

@user 👌

@user Cool boots

Life is a copper bowl of citrus if you really work at it

Life is a copper bowl of citrus if you really work at it

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@user 👀

@user I love citrus fruits!

@user We see you 👌

@user Sounds legit.

@user you look sad, hope you're ok x

@user Tarnish is always the issue, haha.

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