Sarah Lane

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TWiT.tv, photos of what isn't inside my fridge
web url : http://about.me/sarahlane
Such fun texts. Love these texts. Party in text form.

Such fun texts. Love these texts. Party in text form.

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mattjd4 At least you don't have to owe.

cerventus @jayveeone *you're

sarahlane @mattjd4 uh, yes I do

ryanblock Thanks, Obama

canblacksheep Name one president that you did not pay taxes for @ryanblock

mohalen Wonder what the C stands for and yes that always means new toys for me 😃

morrisfl That's rough when the state taxes you too... FL Sarah, no state tax :) ...long commute though

sarahlane @morrisfl one more reason I was made for Miami

Nochella - see what I did there? 🍻

Nochella - see what I did there? 🍻

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kittyvene Me either

sarahlane @maubrowncow you're such a dad

tammycamp 🙀🙀🙀

begoqui Nochella = Nightchella 😊

scottbeamer What did you do there?

oldchefguy I just like it...

flyingdman Disco ball action

It's understood, we do it for our hood 😻😻😻😻

It's understood, we do it for our hood 😻😻😻😻

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enriquezfg Beck tonight?

kentzero She gorgeous. 😍

TIL how to clean up at flip cup OLÉ

TIL how to clean up at flip cup OLÉ

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ligaya thatta gurl

ikelleigh Does this put you into cougar territory?

ulevitch 🏆🏆🏆

sarahlane @ligaya we really could have used you! Why aren't you here

marko2465 Is that Bud light Sara...that's not Beer not even close.

phatt180 What's up with Bud Light anyway? It's horrible beer.

cupajo @phatt180 at least the picture is accurate. In that the Bud Light is pretty close to water.

robinsonhead Reminds me of the Toby Keith song, "Red Solo Cup".

Here I am

Here I am

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fee501st Who are you planing to see?

jlahmeyer That's cool!

metalgeek BOMBSOVERBAGDAD

sergprotection Hopefully you got to see qotsa! They put on a hell of a live show, if that's your thing of course.

Desert Dreamin

Desert Dreamin

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tomsilk Texting and driving? SMH

hkprettyinpink Jailbreak that phone girl , live on the wild side 😋

neogx148 Damn that car looks like a tank

hawaiicop OH! Busted. Text.

skramer49 Can't believe you're texting!

moneycat97 Radar love

oldchefguy Really, Nooooo officer I wasn't texting...

sarahlane That isn't me you guys, I only document the bad behavior of others

Hey this desert sure looks green. Must be witches' work

Hey this desert sure looks green. Must be witches' work

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tenshi1004 I'm just jonesing for dessert.

jadecharles You're about 130 miles off your required destination/target

ivankautter Enjoy Coachella! Try not to get sunburned.

heddaville More like bishes work

oldchefguy It's all that water from Northern California ....

clairetrish Welcome to the hood! ❤️

Cool ad, Element #why #how

Cool ad, Element

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the_real_tracey They need to eat more.

sarahlane @the_real_tracey how is that your takeaway from this ad

the_real_tracey @sarahlane the one on the left(our left) the buckles look huge compared to her skinny ankles. The one on the right has the last inch of a footlong Chicago dog all but devoured. And she looks a little skeletal.

molzy Is she smoking a doobie?

sarahlane @molzy I think it's an oyster

molzy @sarahlane Ah, talented gal.

Nothing says class like a lipsticked glass and we'll never be Rooooyaaaals

Nothing says class like a lipsticked glass and we'll never be Rooooyaaaals

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marktday Just promised myself I wouldn't go there

rjcicc I see how it is.

slargent Dark shade of cylon

That's what she said

That's what she said

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willsull 👌

jdcritte Error Prager not found...

sonyka Super!

katiehayes415 That statement is on a loop in my kind always.

katiehayes415 *my kind mind

rockerkevin And Prager impregnates another woman....

ivankautter This should happen to no one.

tucker The Impregnator

Smart Spicy Fabulous

Smart Spicy Fabulous

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kate8 Wine sisterhood flexin

peanutspicks Rare savor sassy

Mom of the year/millennium/afterlife

Mom of the year/millennium/afterlife

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marktday I see where your mom gets all of her good looks!

af_1 How can you both be 29 at the same time?

flyingdman @marktday well actually it's the other way around...now we only need to guess who's who?

rickjr99 Sarah you will aged Gracefully!

heddaville Hi mom!

linelle707 Hey heddaville!

chisomok Twins 👍👌

puppetj Awww , yeah I miss my mum

Hello heavenly dinosaur, I too mourn our Motor City

Hello heavenly dinosaur, I too mourn our Motor City

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mikeabsher2 That looks like @shescrafty_'s car.

leonarddenys Does that look like a koala to anyone else?

studiodee Nice one.

kelselizabeth #zombiecar

lauraglu @laurahelenwinn next in my feed. Same?

jtunkelo Arr? Pirate mobile?

heddaville Teal like my toenails.

laurahelenwinn @lauraglu Mmm I'm not sure! I think they're are slightly different but definitely good friends

Cousin Jill discovers Uniqlo, Cousin Sarah is all

Cousin Jill discovers Uniqlo, Cousin Sarah is all "bye forever, I understand"

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mollsmccall Love Uniqlo!

sarahlane @mollsmccall Haiti is not ready for this jelly

hotmilkgt Cousin Sarah needs to shop there..

sarahlane @hotmilkgt She does!

rafael415 Who couldn't be ready for that jelly?

duswag Are the stairs made out of overstocked iphone C's?

Unintended Voice Dictate is the new Butt Dial

Unintended Voice Dictate is the new Butt Dial

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mitchjoel Awesome. PCP.

stefanoscalia Lollllll

sonictonic 😄👍

maxxx_cherrie Sargent?????

your_favoritevillain I heard island labor pays well though.

moneycat97 Pop is rare.

moneycat97 Pcp is rare. Must be Meth

oldchefguy Tech at its best !

I am romantically attracted to pho ga and for the first time I'm going public with who I really am, without shame, without regrets

I am romantically attracted to pho ga and for the first time I'm going public with who I really am, without shame, without regrets

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sonictonic That looks incredible 😍

tiapia808 That looks awesome! We got some really good pho places here in Hawaii too!

tuantran Best hangover food on the planet

dlprager from where? I know where the best pho in the city is

sarahlane @dlprager I guess we both do?

judyreagan Pho me once, shame on you. Pho me twice ...well, you know the rest.

flyingdman I always considered you a pho girl...what's in this one?

oldchefguy Wish there was good php North of GG Bridge

And it's like ooooook God actually  is listening

And it's like ooooook God actually is listening

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stephenriley Ice cream quesadillas?

spydurjohn The 6 basic food groups 😝

rjcicc No soups? Are effing kidding me?

spearsdriskell 😃

sarahlane @rjcicc soups are for the weak

lisaflores Only one thing missing from that list. I think you know what it is...

tgilberti3 Did you have one of each? 😳

sarahlane @lisaflores the mission is in dire need of a bageldog renaissance

Put your Datsun in my garage.

Put your Datsun in my garage.

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peanutspicks Oh Sarah.

mkeilow What year is that, @sarahlane?

cmattick Nice. I had a 1600 (red) back in '78-'79. Precursor to the Z cars.

badphotography Real nice Datsun!

heddaville @sarahlane perfect wheels for our pilot shoot.

jwseitz Was that before or after the My Fare Lady

scottanderson I like to call it a "Pre-Nissan"! Still a beaut…

oldchefguy Great ride I had one in the same color in early 70's. A very fun ride. @sarahlane

My #1 Furry Black Stunner will be 7 next month and I'll need all you scientists to make sure he lives another 75, thanks in advance.

My Furry Black Stunner will be 7 next month and I'll need all you scientists to make sure he lives another 75, thanks in advance.

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raydvd Yay 😸

moneycat97 I recently lost a old friend.

nature77girl That is a nicely detailed picture of your #1FBS! I have one heck of a time with my blackie. Here is to 75! @sarahlane

micklpickl I love this photo! It has perfectly captured that look of barely tolerating another picture. 😸

jennselke I've got a 19 yr old cat. Doing well thanks to a high end vet in Walnut Creek.

cluttered I have a pair! Currently trying very hard to kill each other, *sigh*

flyingdman My Chocolate Face will be 9 at the end of this year so I'm expecting him to live at least another 72 years.

305vic 😻

Errday errday

Errday errday

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cannibal #commitment

davidporter Whoa. I went there once.

moneycat97 Vodka for breakfast.Nice

heddaville @sarahlane you're a brown jug.

sarahlane @heddaville that's mocha jug to you

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