Today I received Molokai Coconut via USPS. As it turns out, coconuts don't need shipping boxes, though postage was $11.55. I guess what I'm trying to say is, your holiday card is invalid.
Listen I know I don't completely have my life together but this is a lot of side-eye from a lady who eats rats
I pure straight hate you, but goddamnit do I respect you, @user: "we are gonna go for the fucking gold."